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I like my food served room service style at home but I'm hardly around (yes my Dad thinks I treat home like a hotel too) so I'm probably at The Boyfriend's house thinking about complex stuff which I don't have the mildest clue about like how I don't want kids but I love kids and I want kids or doing something constructive like sorting out his dustbin - which ones are biodegradable and which ones to go into the recycling bin. I don't like drinking because my alcohol tolerance is like way low low low like six feet under or something and I get the worst hangovers and I swear never to drink anymore but I always fall into the same stupid vicious cycle. I also have about 595702975 who hates me but I don't give a flying fuck because 99% of the time, they are like ugly. And I don't care about ugly people. (And stupid ones, for that matter.) If that particular person falls into the 1% catergory where he/she is like actually hot, I still don't care because I've got to be even more prominent and exceptional before they notice me. So yay for love and do I have like 'CHEAT ON ME' written across my bleeding forehead? Because I have the major tendency to attract bastards nonono but The Boyfriend will never be like that because we signed a law binding agreement that should he cheat on me I will be compensated $500,000. So he can cheat on me for all I care because the money would buy me the whole collection of Swarovski crystals and yes I have a fatal attraction towards them (and gay stuff and feathers and chocolates and hot boys and Torres and like a million more things).

I forgot to say I'm afraid of cats and my favourite colour is pink.

I LOVE JASON :):)

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